Hi, and welcome to the Computer Maintenance Department.
We're a call center based somewhere far, far away from your house.
We call you and convince you that you have a problem with your computer.
Then we trick you into giving us access to your computer! Brilliant!
And once we have access we can do all sorts of nasty stuff.
We prey on people who aren't very technical. We especially love the elderly!
Thank you for dealing with the Computer Maintenance Department.
Sadly, yes. They've been around for years so must be making money somehow.
Either hang up or put them on hold and make a cup of tea. Whatever you do, don't follow their instructions!
Not at the moment, but google knows a lot about it.
Yes, but all the webmaster has done so far is set up this amazing website and a twitter account.